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iGod tee

Has commercialisation gone too far? In a world where everything and everyone comes with a price tag, will it ever end? After we’ve branded Mother Nature and listed our children on the stock exchange, can we perhaps work our very beliefs into an efficient and economical corporate structure? Can we export the last bit of faith humanity is gripping onto with white knuckled... (click for more)

I'd rather be disco dancing tee

I’d rather be disco dancing than being shot at by strangers. I’d rather be disco dancing than spending the next ten years blindly following the orders being barked at me by the leaders of a fascist regime. I’d rather be disco dancing than dying a slow painful death from... (click for more)

Guns don't kill people. Physicists kill people... tee

Physics history 101. German physicist Albert Einstein published an article in the ‘Anallen der Physik’ on September 27, 1905, which would form the basis for the most famous equation in history. He theorized that there is a... (click for more)

Gott ist Tot tee

Let’s face it, philosophy is pretty rad, and Nietzche was a bona-fide badass. Criticizing everything from science to religion and taking on anything else that came his way, he was effectively the Chuck Norris of his time. When he declared “God is dead” he was not only questioning how religion could survive the absence of God, but how any idealised system of... (click for more)

Stop Whalin' tee

So we’re hunting whales for scientific research? Who knew it was that easy? Think of all the fascinating things we could discover by hunting down the bureaucrats and politicians who come up with these ideas. We could learn all about why they mix in anti-social circles, why they dwell in darkened corners and we could take some steps towards deciphering the true... (click for more)

Jesus Rocks! tee

Here’s a little known fact: Jesus played lead guitar for ‘The Disciples of Rock’ before settling down to become a carpenter. They released one album, ‘OK Abacus’, which only reached number 32 on the US charts, but was well received in Europe where the band played the summer festivals soon after the albums release. The band broke up a few months later citing... (click for more)

Giant Apes tee

Giant apes are native to Skull Island and are rarely seen in suburbia. In the wild they enjoy swinging from trees, fighting pirates, and smashing things into other things. The only known weapon against giant apes is the giant Mark Wahlberg. Unfortunately such a creature doesn’t exist and we therefore have no defence against the inevitable menace of a giant ape attack. Warn your... (click for more)

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